DC FREAKS
Somehow the wedding section of the newspapers here are just the lamest people on the planet:
http://www.expressnightout.com/2012/04/eliza-blair-arthur-chu/

How He Proposed: With a scavenger hunt at the Music and Gaming Festival, with her friends and convention staff as accomplices. “I had to beat the final boss of ‘Sonic 3 and Knuckles’ to trigger a custom video. At the end, I turned around and there he was.”
Bureau of Labor Statistics happy hour
Bureau of Labor Statistics happy hour
Logan Circle, Sunday afternoon. As we got closer their conversation consisted of why “soy candles are so good for the environment”.
My Apartment Building Stairwell

While I was taking my laundry downstairs, I came across this dignified man taking a a power nap.
Mediocre Condos for Mediocre People
I know what will make an irish bar even better

Pho AND Pizza
Combo

Ugly Red Peacoat AND tennis shoes going to work
Rosslyn

trolls in their native habitat

your standard company jackers

this woman was not attractive from the front, trust me
A Philosophical Question
Why is the lighting so poor in the Metro?
Cause seeing DC girls in full light would be too horrifying.